School Holiday Part 2

Haziq: Lets play riddle ibu! Dalam banyak2 jam, jam apa yang paling panjang?
Mom: dunno?
Haziq: jam- batan (jambatan)

Haziq: Jam yang bule sikat?
Mom: jam-bul *dalam hati: aik! Bukan aku ke yg bagi soalan ni dulu?*

Haziq: Jam yang paling busuk?
Mom: Jam-ban

Haziq: Jam yang bule makan?
Mom: Jam-bu

Haziq: Ok! Ok.. English version lak, what kind of die is shining?
Mom : (ape punye soklan ni?)..huh? I give up..
Haziq : Die-mond (diamond)

Haziq: Edible sand?
Mom: sandwich !

Haziq:*sulking* tak mau main lar..
Dad: ibu ni.. !Kan aritu da bgtau how to answer..

Thereafter, I either gave up or pretend not knowing the answer to the following riddle by Haziq seperti yang dijanji...
Q: Strongest black?
A: Black belt

Q: Talking black?
A: Blackberry

Q: Singing black?
A: Black eye pea (kang aku jawab black dog bone kang nangis plak)

Q: Delicious black?
A: Black forest

Q: Hardest black?
A: Black metal

Q: Hottest black?
A: Black pepper

Comments

Unknown said…
bakal lawyer nih.
Huslina said…
Loyar buruk...
JALAN REBUNG said…
leh jadi lawyer syariah ...in the future kalau eden nak tambah lagi leh tolong hehehe
--iffil-- said…
BEST!

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